Ramblings of a Social Outcast

Monday, January 15, 2007

My life is boring, so let's talk about...

My medical issues.

Anyhow. On the 14th of December I wake up in the most horrid pain I've ever felt in my life. I stagger out of bed and make it as far as my parents bedroom, before collapsing on their empty bed. I curled up into the fetal position, trying to escape from the stabbing pain traveling throughout my abdomen.

So my dad, after realizing I'm not faking it, takes me over to the hospital, which incidentally is next door. Cool, Huh?

So after a humiliating pelvic exam, having some doctor stick his finger up my butt and a vaginal ultrasound I find out the Best News Ever.

I have ovarian cysts that like to rupture. Yummy.

In reality it explains a lot. I started my period when I was 9 and have always in middle of my cycle had horrible pain. So it turns out all these years, my ovaries have been home to exploding cysts.

Apparently this means I can't have Bio kids, but I knew that anyway. I've already got one bum ovary. It isn't really that big of a deal for me though as I always knew I'd adopt anyway.

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007












Didnt Start the Fire

You scored 35 angst and 39 tempo! (scale for each: 0-60)

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio...

You scored as "We Didn't Start the Fire," Billy Joel's #1 hit single off the 1989 album "Storm Front." With a catchy beat and nearly impossible to memorize lyrics, this song is basically a tour through the history of the Baby Boomer generation.

You may well be either a member of that generation, an intellectual, or a history buff. Or, hey, maybe you just like good music (you are taking a Billy Joel quiz in the first place, after all.) In any case, this is a terrific score. Congratulations!
















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Freakin’ Genius!

You scored 100% Awesomeness!

You are wonderful! If awesomeness was a crime, you’d be in jail for life. You win 1,000,000 points and the respect and admiration of millions of fans. Here is a gold star for you:
















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You scored higher than 99% on Awesomeness




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